But I was not to see Peter Pan again. Now I tell his story to my children, and they will tell it to their children… and so it will go on. For all children grow up… except one.
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Source: paulwelsey
The Boys | Nicki Minaj (feat. Cassie)
Source: autumnyte
Do you suck at life? There is obviously a product for you somewhere.
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Source: tanrua
Source: laana-ya-hydra
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
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Source: thorki
And I never told him this, but I thought about that everyday since.
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Source: hermioneshutup
Source: cathartic
love this
Can we just give this kid a round of applause?
*clap clap clap*
His original posts aren’t funny anymore..
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Source: skate-high
- Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
- Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
- Teacher: Technically
- Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
- Teacher: what
- Student: what
Source: cozyclass
